What was broken? Was it my fault? I'm sorry, sometimes I have a few two many 'blasters and next thing I know, I'm hearing (almost certainly exaggerated), second- or third-hand tales days later.

If you suspect I was responsible, please send any and all bills, with a itemized damage report and copies of all receipts, to my friend Z.Beeblebrox. He always takes care of such things for me. Truly, that fine fellow has a heart of gold. Or maybe two, it's so hard to tell. Or is the other one made of lead?

Anyway, I digress.

If I wasn't even there, please disregard this message.

Yours,
E.L.