Welcome to Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe. Would you care for a drink?
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Re: DON'T PANIC
Tue, November 4, 2003 - 1:40 PMI'll have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, no need for the rehab sheet, I've been there a dozen times meself. : ) -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 2:14 PM(going around table)
And you sir? -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 2:24 PMCan I get a Moog-flavored Black Hole with a splash of Sun Flare Lava Juice? -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 2:53 PMDamn! That's what I was going to order! Can I get an order of Fried Wookie Nipples? Easy on the mayo, please. -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 2:56 PMcan I ask a few questions of the special? Who is it today? -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 3:08 PMI'll take the flaming squid spritzer.. extra tenticles please!
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 3:37 PMI'll have him come by your table, sir... -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 3:45 PMOne Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, no rehab sheet
a Moog-flavored Black Hole with a splash of Sun Flare Lava Juice (should I make that two?)
an order of Fried Wookie Nipples? Easy on the mayo and a flaming squid spritzer.. extra tentacles
I’ll be right back with your drinks whilst we await the rest of your party,
Any other appetizers? No one should go hungry into the apocalypse.
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 3:48 PMCould I get 2 orders of Mynx nip with my drink please? -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 4:08 PMummm. just water for me. Good ole eau de vie! -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 4:19 PMoh and.. you'll probably need to bring me an asbestos bendy straw since I ordered the squid spritzer "flaming".. shoulda said that earlier.. my bad. -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 4:38 PMAll flaming drinks are served with the finest nomex bendies, sir. Asbestos...
(shudders)
Would anyone care for gynnintannics? -
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 4:50 PMAs long it is the actual Dupont "nomex" not a the "faumex" knock off shit they sell at the cutrate supply houses. Man my lips are still realing from that...
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Re: DON'T PANIC
Tue, November 4, 2003 - 4:52 PMOkay, being the quasi-alcoholic that I am, I'll have a flaggon of Guinness, washed down with a copious amount of a cheeky little red, and before dinner, maybe a tanqueray and tonic if you'd be so kind...
Yeah, we'd probably better start running a tab, this could be a long session... -
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Re: DON'T PANIC
Tue, November 4, 2003 - 5:18 PMYou got a bottle of Sapphire and some tonic here?
Although with this weather, I could go for a nice single malt. Macallan if you've got any, the older the better...
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Re: DON'T PANIC
Tue, November 4, 2003 - 5:21 PMIf sir did not remember to place one penny in the bank, allowing the magic of compound interest to take effect till the end of all time, then sir may simply do so when he reaches his own time again and all will be covered...
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Tue, November 4, 2003 - 10:53 PMGynnintannic and keep them coming. -
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Wed, November 5, 2003 - 4:40 AMTo ensure I provide the utmost in service, please allow me the moment to ensure I heard your orders correctly.
a flaggon of Guinness,
a copious amount of a cheeky little red,
and a tanqueray and tonic before dinner,
a bottle of Sapphire and tonic,
a Macallan single malt-
I believe we have a reserve of 1992
(it's quite good after all these millenia
have brought us to the end of the universe),
one bottomless Gynnintannic,
and a Bourbon neat, water back...
Correct?
And sir,
the only faux mex in the building is the salsa. -
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Wed, November 5, 2003 - 5:08 AMIs anyone here interested
in the special of the day? -
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Wed, November 5, 2003 - 10:47 AMDon't tell me what it is...just put it in a tall glass and bring it over to my table please...
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Wed, November 5, 2003 - 12:06 PMAh, the special of the day - do come 'round, I'd like to have a bit of a feel, if you don't mind. -
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Wed, November 5, 2003 - 11:41 PMMay I interest you in parts of my body? -
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Wed, November 5, 2003 - 11:46 PMSomething off the shoulder, perhaps?
Braised in a white wine sauce? -
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Thu, November 6, 2003 - 2:13 PMHmmm, seeing as how I haven't eaten in a light year or so - perhaps a rack of ribs, like, er, the WHOLE thing!
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Fri, November 7, 2003 - 10:42 AM*sits down at the bar and crosses her legs*
a bar to await the apocolyse? how delightful! i am sure it will be quite the show. does anyone here know what to expect? are there any astrophysicists in the house?
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Mon, November 10, 2003 - 5:34 PMsheesh. its been days.
what does a gal have to do around here to get some service?!
i guess i missed the end of the world?? bummer. now i am all alone. -
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Tue, November 11, 2003 - 9:16 AMHey there -- what nebula are you from? -
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Tue, November 11, 2003 - 10:49 AMfrom the Drakap Nebula. You?
i think the waiter is busy killing that special cow in the back ... because i can't get a drink for halting armageddon!
(unless i missed it of course, and that makes you and me the last people alive ... hmmmmm) -
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Thu, November 13, 2003 - 9:58 AMsweet! the party for the next armageddon is heating up!
where IS that cute cute waiter boy?
nevermind ... what do you boys want to drink? *I'll* get it. And make myself one in the process. Its a really well stocked bar ... -
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Thu, November 13, 2003 - 10:29 AMMiss,
my sincere apologies for the delay,
we had a last minute order for Coho salmon,
and had an encounter with the Zorgons
who were insiting on building a hyperspace bypass
exactly where the little blue planet
was formerly floating...
But that is neither here or there...
What might the lady like in libations? -
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Thu, November 13, 2003 - 11:06 AMOh there you are? Was it the "cute cute" that got your attention or my encroachment on the bar? ;)
I'll try the athigian mist please. How does the barkeep make the colors swirl so?
Perhaps an appetizer ... would anyone like to share an order of racht? 'Cause I've always wanted to try that and, lets face it, where else could I order THAT? -
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Thu, November 13, 2003 - 9:31 PMDrakap Nebula? ::sips Gargle Blaster, screams softly and continues talking:: Smooth, this is. So hey, do you know Zig Crazonflax? He's got a Queezbezzle Primary Rod Station out there in the Drakap needle - thinks he's real hoopy, but no-one ever sasses him.
::coughs politely as the drink hits him again::
Hvae ouy dah one of thses? They rea inrecdible. Chngae your way of kooling at gthins.
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Re: DON'T PANIC
Fri, November 14, 2003 - 3:05 AMNo, no miss,
just retuned to my post in time
to receive your compliment...
Lovely timing I must say...
Ah, the agathian mist...
we searched the reaches of time for our bartender,
who uses just the tip of his fifth tentacle
to delicately remolecuarize the blue cuaraco
into the vaporous trails of the faintest blue
the eye can detect, then by pouring it into refractory
crystal across crushed gems, the rainbow effect
lasts for up to 36 hours, at which time it explodes.
Do drink up... -
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Fri, November 14, 2003 - 11:48 AMYour racht will return in two quarks spin, miss.
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Re: DON'T PANIC
Fri, November 28, 2003 - 2:28 AM
"Zorgons"? Whew, that accent! I've never heard Vogons called that before.. where is that guy from, the Crab Nebula? if so, keep an eye on your wallet and your wrist-mainframe. What kind of people are they hiring here these days? I mean, whats the world coming to?
(catches sugar crisp's eye) hey Sugar, don't look now, but isn't that Hotblack Desioto, three tables down on your right? I thought he was dead! I mean, after that whole fly-into-the-sun stunt!
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Sun, November 30, 2003 - 11:29 PM
What, Hotblack Desioto, the rock-star? No, no, he's just spending the year dead for tax purposes..
I heard a rumor that he might be indicted for murder as soon as he's revived, though. Apparently somebody else *was* in the ship when they sent it into the sun..
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Sun, November 30, 2003 - 11:31 PM
barkeep! Klingon blood-wine..
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Sun, February 15, 2004 - 10:40 PMthis was our bman theme three years ago. but i didn't know it had a name. we were the restaurant at the end of the playa. but we were in the middle. oh well.
we had pan gallatic gargle blasters. but they sucked. they were so strong it was undrinkable.
cacophony people. but funny they aren't in here.
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Re: DON'T PANIC
Sun, February 22, 2004 - 4:44 PMI'd like to the meet the meat, if you don't mind. And keep the jynnentonix coming! -
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Thu, February 26, 2004 - 12:29 AMI'll have a glass of tea and a glass of no tea, please. I've already removed the logic from my brain, so don't worry. Oh, and sorry i became the 43rd member (ruining the nice round even 42)
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